We’re all cell phones!!!!

Let’s skip talking about the jack of ear phones, you know what I mean. Imagine putting that headphone wire into that jack, yes, you just imagined the profanity,

Let’s start with the senses, which makes us different from non living things. We eat and draw energy from different type of foods just like cellphones do from an electrical energy standpoint - now really comes in different flavors - dashed, non dashed, USB, docking stations, adapters. We all see the world from a lens, called lens of our perception. We see what we want to see like a camera lens of a phone with limited range of spectrum. Our ears are “Hey google”or “Hey Siri”or Alexa - always ready to hear what is out there, until we deliberately turn our ears off by closing them with ear plugs.

Mouth is sound producing speakers of brain called CPU of human body with a spine as the motherboard on which the whole body operations and softwares’ function. The software of processing the signals via nerves from one end to the other, sounds geeky! Most phone have now a days buttons - we also have them, we call them expressions - Happy, Sad, Angry. When we input something to the memory of the human body, we click a button that accelerates that action via motherboard.

We are naturally born with covers called muscles and skin like a body of a phone and having a case is like wearing clothes. Blazer/Suits hardcover , T-shirt / linen softcover, some are even with rhinestones and pearls with amazing prints, geometric/ polka/ floral. Phones maintain their temperature internally, have you ever done a long phone call - try it, you will not need a room heater in winter with your phone. We also heat up when an argument happens between the medley of applications inside us and we take some bad decisions or end up restarting in the middle of work.

Without making this post profane, let’s skip talking about the jack of ear phones, you know what I mean. Imagine putting that headphone wire into that jack, yes, you just imagined the profanity, I escaped to write :). That does not mean every phone is female, it will be sexism and disrespect to the LGBTQ+. Jokes apart! what do you think our hands or legs are? They are the corners of the phone body, they are the ones taking risk when we fall, they help cushioning up the fragile body parts we have and saves us from major breakages.

Haters will say, you did not talk about nose, hair, teeth, nails - let’s start a world wide protest to remove these unnecessary stuff from human body - because we are cell phones and cell phones don’t have that.